Past the jackpines' ragged reign,
The tundra rolls 'neath blazing stars,
Way up the line from Maine.
While here in Maryland -- the Tundra rolls onto the drive. It gleams in the dew-laden air. Alerted by the gravel crunching under its 18-inch Michelins, squirrels dart from its path. Still the Toyota trundles onward. Its immense presence draws near. Electronically-controlled four-wheel discs bring it to a halt. Its 5.7-liter V8 idles.
From nearby trees, the squirrels watch as I circumnavigate the thing. They note its newly enlarged and integrated headlights, fashionably straight body creases and 5.5-foot bed.
The critters return to their bullet-headed pursuits while I, bearer of the reviewer's burden, pause to blink at the Tundra's front end. The grille is massive, its tiers of chrome bars disappearing into the gaping maw of an integrated, yet hood-mounted, air-scoop. The effect is ghastly -- yet I cannot turn away.
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